Thursday, December 8, 2011

Acting on Fear- my AP English assignment

        The snow floated gently over the bucolic landscape, drifting lazily about the sky and sticking to the jackets and hair of any of those brave enough to leave the warmth of their homes. Here, the homes were few and scattered, the town consisting of only Main Street and a church around the corner. Off in the distance beyond the church, a black pair of boots could today be seen marching forlornly though the snow. The black boots, however, belonged to a woman dressed discreetly in white, blending in with her frozen background. Her modest dress came down to her ankles, white save for the pink accents and lace, and was hidden under a perfectly white peacoat. Only the pink lace on the long sleeves of the dress showing from beneath the coats arms hinting at the dress’s opulence. Her brown hair was neatly tied up into a complicated bun, two strands of hair left curled into twists on either side of her face to frame it, though most of the carefully styled do was hidden beneath a white woolen cap.
The woman’s face was smooth and round, cheeks a little blushed from the cold wind that was attempting to desiccate her rose-colored lips. She was not a superficial woman, which would  be frowned upon by her acquaintances anyway, but many of the men in her town would often extol her beauty. Well, at least before they found out they did. She, however, could not see what they saw, nor cared to try. She continued trudging through the snow drifts, maudlin and chanting an incantation under her breath to kept the wind from chilling her to the bone.
No one noticed her absence as she slowly made her way away from the town, her destination one only known to her. She dressed as she had to attempt to go unnoticed as she headed into the mountains east of the town, not needing to draw anymore suspicion to herself. She could have used magicks to hide herself completely, but she had been trying to refrain from such extraneous acts since she was in the middle of quelling the town’s fear and skepticism of her. Her battle was perhaps futile, it being hard to return to decorous society once you are discovered as a witch, but there was no need to further kindle their hatred of her by finding out she had been wandering around invisible. Normally, she was quite idyllic, but the constant taunting and threatening from the town’s people had brought out a hidden querulous attitude that screamed for her to hex some sense into them all. Or better yet, obliterate the God forsaken town.
Her trip was not as long as one might think, hiking into the mountains just far enough to find a hidden cave she had found when she was small. Her parents had told her to hide here many times when she was younger and her powers began to show, trying to hide her gift from the people who would despise her for it.
As she entered the cave, she pulled out a slender wooden stick from the side of her boot and said “lumos,” her voice echoing around the hollow alcove in which she hid. A steady, incandescent light appeared from the end of the wand and illuminated the cave, revealing the mysterious contents within.
On the floor near the woman’s feet lay a pitch black cauldron, the golden contents within it simmering gently on the dying heat of the fire beneath it. She pointed her wand at the glowing sticks beneath her potion and spoke the word “incendio,” the fire immediately growing and warming the pot and the filling the cave with a unsteady glow. She muttered “knox,” and the light her wand was emitting vanished, leaving only the flicking light of the fire to help her see in the shadowy cave. She returned the wand to her boot.
She now turned her attention to the cave walls, where shelves with no seen form of support held hundreds of small bottles of herbs and ingredients. The woman walked over to the shelves, her shoes making little sound on the dirt-packed floor, and carefully selected three bottles before returning to the cauldron and sitting before it. She uncorked one of the largest of the bottles that was half-filled with flakes of green and dropped a measured amount of the contents into the golden potion before her, now leaping about in the pot without any splashing on the ground. She opened the smallest bottle next and mixed it with the contents of the last bottle before emptying them both into the cauldron as well. She then tapped the edge of the cauldron with the tip of her wand and used a large wooden spoon on the floor to mix the potion, examining the golden color to assure it was what it should be. Satisfied, she removed the spoon and stood to replace the bottles back on their shelves.
“AH-HA!” a deep voice shouted from the mouth of the cave, causing the woman to jump in alarm and drop the bottles she had been holding to the floor where they shattered. “You’ve been caught, Witch!”
The man at the cave was holding a pistol, the safety already off, and it was aimed directly at her chest. She put her hands up, shaking slightly, and looked pleadingly at the man.
“Please,” she begged, “I implore you, please do not shoot.”
“And why should I do that?” he said, fire and hatred in his voice. The flickering light from the fire cast frightening shadows on the mans scared face, his dark hair and beard still pepper with flecks of snow from the storm brewed outside the secluded cave. Her fear caused him to look darker and more insidious than he normally would appear, a monster made real come to end her life. “Would you prefer to be burned in the center of town? Death is the only solution for your kind, you evil tart.”
“I accept that I shall not be able to convince you of my innocence, b-” she began.
“Innocence?!” he shouted, interrupting her. “Ha! Anyone who does the work of the devil does not even know the meaning of such a word. Now, step away from the evil brew you were going to poison us with, and accept your fate.”
“I think not,” she stated plainly. In one swift movement, she grabbed the wand from her boot and disarmed the man, the gun flying from his hand and dropping heavily to the ground.
“You bitch-” her started, and his hand reached to his pant pocket to retrieve a second pistol he had hidden there. Before he could point it at her, she raised her wand again, pointing it at his chest.
“Avada kedavra!” she shouted, her voice enhanced as it bounced off the rock walls. The man dropped to the floor, completely dead, the pistol resting on the ground by his now lax hand. She looked down at the man in horror. The words had slipped from her lips before she even had time to think about what she was doing. She had panicked, and this man had pain the ultimate cost because of it.
She had to run now. She had no other choice. Once the people in the town noticed the man was gone, she would be immediately to blame and would no doubt be killed. She could hold off their attempts with magic for a while, but eventually she would slip and they would succeed. Now, she felt as though she deserved their wrath. She killed a man for simply believing a myth that he and everyone around him were taught to believe was fact. Perhaps he had a family at home, a wife and kids depending on him. She could have blocked the bullet, stunned him, anything but what she did, but what was done was done. She turned back to her potion and ingredients, hot tears streaming down her face and she looked at the concoction she had spent so many months brewing to perfection. With a flick of her wand, the cauldron was emptied, another flick and  the bottles and flasks on the shelves disappeared as well.
Her thoughts raced faster than the tears flowing steadfastly down her cheeks, she tried to sort out what had to be done. She owned little and could replace what she did have, so she had no reason to return to town. She looked down regretfully at the man still laying at the entrance to the cave. Her hands trembled as she lifted her wand one last time to cut a deep hole in the cave floor, place the man inside it, and cover him with the hard soil. She did not look away from the place where the man’s face lay in the ground as her hands snapped her wand in half and dropped the pieces to the ground around where the man’s chest would be under the Earth. Outside the cave, the wind had begun to howl and the town lay quiet and frost-covered, no one suspecting that one of their own had just been killed.
She stepped out into the blistering cold and turned away from the town that had so long been the only place she knew, the blowing snow obscuring her body from view. All that could be seen walking away from the town was a solitary pair of black boots, a hole in the frozen background disappearing from their sight forever.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

In Need of Those Random Moments

[Suggested song to listen to while reading this post: Going Through the Motions from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once More, With Feeling]

Thanks to my wonderful friend Angelynn, I am posting! Yes, I am finally in a position where I can make blog posts again. Do I have anything to actually write about though? Not so much. But hey! I can rant a little, throw some random stuff in, save the world. Let's do this thing!

Life is... complicated. I seem to be running low on random moments of brilliance and high on periods of just going through the motions and inner torture. But I've got good music, friends, and a crap load of homework, so I'll make it through this. Actually, I feel I can make it through anything now that I've finished watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. That's a problem actually. I know feel I can take down vampires and demons and come back from the dead and stuff. I start to forget that it hurts my hand when I punch something.


Well, enough about me! I'm not going into my life-babbling with you! I'm just going to get a random urban dictionary.com definition, answer from questions from Facebook, and get out of here so we can all get on with our pointless little lives.

...Okay, so maybe that wasn't random at all. But OH MY GOD BEN IS GLORY? If you aren't cool enough to understand that... well, you aren't Jasmine, that's for sure.

Yes, I'm obsessed with Buffy. Mostly James Marsters though. I swear to God he must be the sexiest guy ever born. I mean, really.

Just look at him!
QUESTION TIME! [I only got one :(]

Meziah asks: "Where is Waldo? And why is he always hiding? D:" 
Waldo is behind you right now. He's watching you, always watching you. You may not ever see him, but he will always see you. Day or night, night or day, Waldo will be there. Why does he hide? The world may never know... (I personally think he hides 
because he doesn't want anyone stealing those books he carries around).


Well folks, I now must take my leave. I have Angel to watch and books I should be writing. I hope all your lives are filled with cookies and happiness!




"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it." -Buffy Summers

Sunday, May 22, 2011

English assignment- Sonnets about love

First, this is my try at a Shakespearian sonnet. Requirement: follow all the rules of sonnets and be about love.

True love is something that cannot be told
for words alone can’t describe the feel of
the only one you truly want to hold.
Once bitten, you will never want to heal.
Only one person could understand
that feeling that you get inside your chest
from the fire in your heart they fan.
You still want to stay through every test.
Your every emotion rides with them,
and your heart no longer belongs to you.
To you, they will always be a perfect ten
and the love always feels like it is new.
They confuse you, but are there when it counts
and they make you look past all of your doubts.

The next is my attempt at a Petrarchan sonnet. Same requirements, different rhyming scheme.


Why is it every time you are near
my hearts starts to beat faster? My racing
after you; I feel I am always chasing.
To my eyes, you have the power to bring a tear,
yet losing you is still my greatest fear.
Thoughts of you still my feverish pacing,
my determination is  not fazing.
But with you, I am helpless as a dear.


Any good?

Monday, May 16, 2011

By request: Semi-formal, a recounting.

My lovely brother (long story, but she is and always has been a girl both body and soul) Bika-chu has suggested that I recount to you all the story of my school semi-formal. So, here it is, from the point of view of... well, me.

The night started off with everyones grand entrance to the... well, it was the parking lot really. Exclamations rang out, compliments bouncing around. The theme: Mardi Gras, so many were wearing splendid masks covered in glitter and sparkles. I believe every girl was in a dress, and some of the guys bothered to wear dress pants... some did not. Me? I was dressed in a gold strapless dress. I was told that I looked naked from a distance, but I still like that dress.

The music started at around 7:30, the DJ playing both the same old pop songs we've been hearing since 7th grade and some fun new ones and classics (I recall hearing YMCA as well as Single Ladies). I payed little attention to the music however, flocking to the food with my friends. Chocolate covered strawberries were devoured at lightning speed. I had a piece of pie (that I later discovered dripped on my dress) and I watched my date, Nico, devour 7 small egg shaped white chocolate cakes.

Outside, it was cold but still light out for a little while. Out there, I was able to talk Nico into dancing with me to a slow song we could hear from the dance floor. Mostly, people were just talking outside and I believe I saw some people attempt to play basketball for a short time. Some of the girls were gathered together to take a picture just before the last of the daylight faded away. This is pictured below.

Picture taken on Angelynn Jose's camera that was held by Alex Salcedo.
And, as we must do at every dance I attend, we played truth or dare. Pretty uneventful unless you care to see my screaming into hats in front of teachers, find out how often guys have sex with themselves, or have some sick desire to see me kissing my boyfriend. Really, I hope you have desires for none of the above. Truth or dare eventually faded into a game of Shoot, Shag, Marry, and later shifted back. Sadly, there were no proposals of marriage this year.

At some point, I was inside and got ripped off for a very crappy "prom" photo that looks both beautiful and incredibly awkward at the same time. A cropped version of this can be seen below.

I beg you not to make fun of this picture more than I do... or comment on why his tie is undone. It's a long story.


The rest of my night was spent shivering outside at a table, clinging to Nico for warmth and cursing myself for not wearing tights. The table covering was torn to pieces, decorative Silly Bands were flung around and/or broken, and some people continued to dance. Speaking of dancing, everyone on the dance floor were at one point seen line dancing (or possibly trying to communicate with the home planet).

For personal reasons, I would say the night was pretty epic. Everyone had different reasons to enjoy the night, everyone loving the excuse to have a big party together. Dances were had, saliva was exchanged (or so I am told ;3), shoes were discarded, cakes were eaten, pictures were taken. Monday evening and I am still dying to go back to Saturday night and relive this night again.

"We can dance until we die, you and I will be young forever. You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream the way you turn me on." - Teenage Dream by Katy Perry.



Sunday, May 8, 2011

Random moments of brilliance: often contain bacon

http://youtu.be/k3DAjQhChRs The Bacon Song. This should be my theme song.

Okay, so I love bacon. I love bacon like... like a... like a pirate loves liquor (sure, that'll work). While celebrating my mom today, I got the chance to experience the wonder of bacon flapjacks with a side of bacon and a Bacon Sundae. In fact, I loved that bacon sundae so much that I said I want to marry it. My parents were not surprised that I would leave my boyfriend for bacon. I told them no, I would not leave him, but he must except that my love would be shared between him and that bacon sundae.

I hope you all had a wonderful, possibly bacon-filled, mothers day. To all you moms: Thanks for, you know, giving us life.

English Assignment: Sci-fi

The two men stepped out of the spaceship, feet clinking on the hard metal, the looks of nervousness on their faces turning to pure horror as they saw the creatures in front of them. One man leaned over to the other, never taking his eyes away from the 4 hideous creatures in front of them.
“Commander, what are they?” he whispered to his companion. He got no reply from his unblinking Commander who seemed currently incapable of speech. Neither of them seemed to be able to look away.
The creatures in front of them were a strange, disgusting looking species of unknown decent. Most of them looked pale pink, fleshy in a strong but almost gelatinous way, and they had long strands of what looked to be tiny, thin strips of fabric coming out of their head cavities. A few of them looked liked they had been burnt, whole bodies thrown into the fire until their skin had turned shades darker. Their eyes seemed perfectly round, but scared looking and as though they may pop out of the creatures heads at any moment. Their mouths, a mere line with extra flesh surrounding it.
The two men from the spaceship had never seen anything so horrible looking.
T-these hideous creatures...” the Commander finally made out. “What are they, Private?”
“I don’t know,” Private replied. “Do you think they understand what we are saying?”
“I have no idea.”
~
The “creatures” stood staring at the men coming out of the flying metal contraption, mouths agape as they witnessed before them something unlike anything they had seen before.
“Dude, what are they?” One of the creatures said to the other. “And why are they so UGLY?”
“Ssh, Dylan,” another whispered to him, still staring at the creatures. “If we understand what they are saying, chances are they understand us too.”
“That’s another thing! How do they have the right to call us ugly when just looking at them is making me want to puke!” Dylan complained loudly. The others turned to him and shushed him in unison, leaving his question unanswered. They didn’t have an answer to give anyway. 
~
The Private, in a moment of bravery, took a small step towards the creatures and moved to extend his hand. As soon as he moved in arm though, every one of the creatures pulled out a gun and pointed it at him. He froze, looking back in terror at his Commander for help.
The Commander, shaken out of his stupor by seeing his Private in danger, had already pulled out a gun as well and had it pointed to the creatures in front of them. He was staring deep into one of the creatures eyes, both of them daring the other to shoot. Nobody moved, the shaking Private stuck in between the two grounds, arm half way raised and scared to move.
~
“Nobody shoot,” the creature at the front told the others. “If we shoot first, we’ll be the reason for the start of an intergalactic war.”
“Man, I really think I’m going to be sick,” Dylan whimpered.
“Shut up,” the others replied.
~
“Private, back up,” the Commander ordered.
“W-wahhhh?” the Private yelled, still trying not to move.
“I said get back here!” he barked. “We’re leaving this creepy-ass place!”
“Watch your language,  Commander,” the creature in front sneered from behind the point of her gun.
The side of the Commander’s mouth curled up into a smirk. “So you do talk, eh?”
“No more or less than you do,” came the creatures reply.
“Well, I think we’ll be leaving before one of you... things shoots the head off of my Private.”
“Well, the things wish you a safe journey,” she replied, rolling her eyes, not yet lowering her gun.
Private quickly scurried back into the ship after a approving nod was given to him both by his Commander and the creature pointing a gun at him. The Commander, gun still pointed at the female creature in the front, slowly backed into the ship behind him and shut the door, only lowing his gun once the creatures and disappeared from sight and the spaceship was shooting away from the planet.
“God, those things were disgusting.” The Commander grimaced and sat down heavily on a metal bench of the ship, laying his head in his hands.
“Yes, they were, Sir,” replied the still shaken Private. “I don’t know why, but that one they called ‘Dylan’ seemed vaguely familiar.”
“Yeah, that was weird.”

Allen Walker
"Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia."- Looking for Alaska by John Green.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Replying to your comments

All the following are my replies to the comments I got on my "Google Answers" series.

LOL, the gayness of our idols affects the nature of our fandom for them! Even though in reality, we never had, have, or will have a chance. Pathetic but... practical in a way. As for Dumbledore, it's probably just a clarifying thing. "Hey, Holly told me Dumbledore was gay. Imma google it just in case she's messing with me." -Becca
Becca, do you have any idea how many celebrity guys are openly gay and still have hoards of fan girls who claim to want to have their children? A lot. There are also a lot of straight celebrities forced into gay fantasies by males and females alike (I'm looking at you, yaoi fans). And Bikachu, I do not mess around when it comes to Harry Potter. On another note, thanks for being a commenter for so long. It makes me so happy every time I see a new comment from you. Please continue! Haha.


Disc golf sounds fun. You should do another one of these. :D -Angie
Done and done. I hope you enjoyed the Google answers. I'd love it if you would tell me what you want to see more of. It would give me ideas for more posts.


Lol I learned something today! I didn't know Dumbledore was gay I just thought he was a Pedo. -Benjamin
I don't like Ben. He pushed me off a desk the other day. He confused some random GUY for me today. Ben, are you trying to make me dislike you? You know what, as a punishment for considering Dumbledore to be a pedophile, I am sending Pedobear to your house. You won't know when he will get there, and you won't know how, but he will be there. Most likely while you're in the shower. Actually, that sounds disturbing. I take that back. But I don't like you at all right now. Oh, wait... you helped me move. Nevermind, I like you again. Just don't call wonderful, innocent, amazing, beautiful characters pedophiles again.


I love the answer to the first question XD. LOL @ the pancake picture. :D -Angee
Haha, thanks! And yes, pancake orgy FTW.


"You are so hot you are losing brain cells." Why, thank you! -Sarah Palmer
Your welcome, sexy. Haha. Just joking around. Or am I? No, seriously, I am joking. I don't roll that way. I mean, you probably are sexy, but not to me. I mean... oh, I'm just going to shut up now. You know what I mean.


xkcd.com

I need to stop thinking

As always, my mind is my own worst enemy.

My mind always seems to be thinking about a million things at once, or worse, one thing specifically. I end up thinking about things I shouldn't, bad things that could happen or interpretations on things that are entirely wrong, and I always end up feeling like crap because of it. I often read to much into the actions of people, figure out double meanings of text, or try to understand peoples emotions and get it all wrong. I need to be saved from my own mind, which is maybe why I write.

I use these emotions I have stirred up or created inside myself and fuel it into a story. I make it how the character feels, what the tone is, or just write in general to distract myself from my own thoughts. Sometimes I write characters doing the things I would rather be doing or in a better mood then I am because it gets me into a better state of mind. Actually, everything I am writing right now was floating in my mind scrapping at the walls of my skull, trying to fight their way out. I'm writing this to set them free, remove these feelings from my person, and distract myself from the clawing at my heart and mind created by my own thoughts and the existance of the universe.

I pray that all of you are able to survive their own thoughts better than I can... and the zombie apocalypse.

"We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. "- Buddha

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Answering Google Questions 4- The Finale

These were found by typing "why does" into Google and looking at the top searched things. Enjoy.

Why does my eye twitch?
Because it wants to? Probably because your eye wants you to look like a creepy person who should have scars and carry a bloody knife, because there is something in your eye, or it is just a normal muscle twitch/spasm like you can have it any part of your body.

Why does ice float?
Ice floats because it is less dense than water. Hey! I guess I really did learn something in chemistry class!

Why does salt melt ice?
...Chemistry, you fail me. Um, my guess is that the salt acts as a catalyst to the melting process. Or your salt is on fire, you should probably look into that.

Why does it snow?
So everyone can have a white Christmas.

Why does it rain?
It rains because the clouds get to heavy and "drop their load" to put it in layman's terms. Really, you could learn about the water cycle from The Magic School Bus, second grade, most science texts books, or your mom, so I really feel it sad that anyone would need to Google this.

Why does my dog eat poop?
He/she eats poop because they are missing a nutrient and it is possible that the poop smells like food.

Why does poop float?
Let's get this straight: not all poop floats. There are some called "sinkers" that actually fall to the bottom of the bowl. My guess to why SOME poops float is that they are less dense than water, much like the ice. If it floats in water, it is less dense than water. Try to remember that, you nincompoops.

Why does hair turn gray?
Hair turns gray because of the chemicals in your body, to put it very simply. Things like age, stress, and trauma can change the balance of the chemicals in your body that effect hair color and, hence, make your hair turn gray.

Why does popcorn pop?
Because if it didn't, it would just be corn.

Why does Easter change?
I'm not sure I understand the question. Do you mean why does the DATE of Easter change? It's because Easter occurs not on a specific day because it is a "movable feast" (dare I say it... Google it if you don't know what that means) and always lands sometime around March 22-April 25.

THE END. Hope you love my Google rantings.



"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."



Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Answering Google Questions 3

These questions were found by typing "where is" into Google search and looking at the top suggestions. These questions were answered under the influence of coconut cream pie.

Where is my refund?
Well, if you are anything like us, it's already in your bank account and you didn't even notice. I would check that first. If it isn't there, try the IRS website for more information.

Where is Chuck Norris?
Under your mom.

Where is the love?
Hidden beneath the hate, the hurt, and the smog.

Where is the love lyrics?
Under the name of every love song ever written. Trust me, there are a lot. I would suggestion "Silly Little Love Songs" Glee Cast version. It is sung by the amazing Darren Criss, making it instantly awesome. The lyrics are the part with his voice in case you were looking for them.

Where is bin Laden's body?
Floating in the ocean somewhere from what I have heard. He's sleeping with the fishes, you know.

Where is Osama bin Laden's body?
I like that you have improved the preciseness of this question by including his first name. Please see the question prior to this for the answer.

Where is islamabad?
Better question: What the eff is islamabad? Or is it a who?

Where is my mind?
I don't know, but if you find it please tell me if you see mine as well. It has been missing for so long, I do miss it sometimes.

Where is Tunisia?
I have no idea. Is it a place? My guess is Alabama.

Where is my mind lyrics?
Find your mind and maybe you will find the lyrics written on it.

http://www.xkcd.com
"Life sucks, and then you die."

Monday, May 2, 2011

Answering Google Questions 2

These were found by typing "am I" into Google and letting it suggest top searched things.

Am I pregnant?
If you are even needing to ask this question, the answer is probably yes. However, I hope you realize that a Google search is not the same as peeing on a stick labeled "pregnancy test" and I beg you to not try to pee on Google. Please visit your local drug store and buy a pregnancy test, take it, and if you pass... A+! You made yourself a baby!

Am I fat?
Of course not, baby. You're beautiful.

Am I depressed?
Maybe, but I would see a doctor about it. It might just be that your life is a bit crappy at the moment, you might have PMS, or might just a little upset.

Am I pretty?
Oh so pretty and witty and gay(happy)? Of course you are, you beautiful creature. But I have no idea why you thought a Google search would tell if you were pretty or not. Maybe a better search would have been "raising self confidence."

Am I in love?
I have to admit, I have Googled this before myself. And thanks to that Google search, for the longest time I believed the answer to be yes. The answer was actually no. Trust me, when you are actually in love, you won't need a Google search to tell you.

Am I overweight?
Same answer for the "am I fat" question, but the people asking this are avoiding calling themselves fat or are more positive about life.

Am I ugly?
Of course not.

Am I bipolar?
I love seeing people try to use Google as a doctor. You might be, but the internet wouldn't know.

Am I hot?
Depends, do you have a fever over 104 degrees Fahrenheit? If so, yes. You are so hot you are losing brain cells.

kawaiinot.com
"The world is a mess and I just... need to rule it." -Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Answering Google Questions

All of these questions were the top suggestions when typing "is d" into Google.

Is Daniel Tosh gay?
Well, I am not sure who Daniel Tosh is, but I have serious concerns about why so many people care about the nature of his sexuality. Is it really all that important? And to answer your question: probably not.

Is Darren Criss gay?
First off, let me commend Darren Criss for becoming famous enough to be such a high suggestion in Google. Let me now scold the internet for being so stupid and shallows as to be asking this so much. No, Darren Criss is not gay. He plays a gay character on Glee, yes, but he is an ACTOR, meaning he is ACTING. And yes, I will admit that many people who play gay characters are gay in real life as well, but that doesn't mean they all are. And again, an actors sexuality should not be this important to people and I really don't see why they care.

Is diet soda bad for you?
Hm... let me consult a can of Diet Coke from my fridge and get back to you on that.
<5 minutes later>
Yes. Yes, it is. I mean, the second ingrediant is "carmel color" and it contains things that only act as a preservative. It's crap in a can, but it tastes okay and the word "diet" helps people feel better about themselves. So, enjoy your belly fat, consumer.

Is David Tutera gay?
Please see my answer to the first question. The same holds true here.

Is dance a sport?
Sure, why not. Anything can be anything if you really want it to be. But if you ask me, if disc golf can be considered a serious sport, so can dance. (although dance is far more athletic that disc golf)

Is Dumbledore gay?
Yes. But it is REALLY sad that now people feel the need to even question fictional character's sexuality.

Is Diet Coke bad for you?
I believe I have already shown this to be a yes.

Is Daniel Radcliffe gay?
*bangs head against wall* No. No, he is not.

Is David Tutera married?
I'm not even going to answer this because I know that at least 60 % of the people asking this question were actually wondering if he was married to a guy.

Is Drake Jewish?
I don't know, I'm just glad you weren't asking if he was gay.

"And I wanna know no matter where these feet will go that you'll swear you'll always be there in the dark for me to find. I wanna shine."- Shine by The Caulden Road (http://youtu.be/62ZsTOaO-4Y)

Friday, April 8, 2011

It comes to my mind, it gets written down

HELLO PEOPLE! MY MIND IS WORKING IN ALL CAPS RIGHT NOW. Okay, all caps moment is over. So. I'm sitting here. At home. I don't have my writing notebook, otherwise I would be working on NxD 2 right now. BUT WAIT, you don't know what NxD is. Well, basically it's a story (yaoi to be more exact) about these two guys, N*** and D****. We wrote this originally to be a one time short story just for fun. It ended up amazing. So, we suddenly had the idea the other day to write a sequel. And the sequel is already even better than the first one!!! AAAAAH, so good!

Okay, YouTube calls. BYE!

Penguin.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Questions

...I had a excellent opening to this blog not a moment ago. But that was also when this post was titled "Questions and Yaoi." As soon as I started writing though, I realized I had no real reason to bring up yaoi other than the fact that my friends and I are writing one. But I'm not going to tell you about it. Ever. Don't ask.

Right now I am waiting for my wonderful friends on social networking sites to leave me questions. I have merely said that I need questions and told them to ask me anything. We shall see what happens. While we wait for questions to come it, I shall entertain you with a random photo off of my flash drive.

Awesome, no? I think this was a screen cap from SuperPoke on Facebook.
...The internet has provided me with a mere three questions. Not much, but I shall answer them honestly.

Why are you so awesome? In your own opinion of course.
Awesome literally runs in my blood. In fact, I might not even have blood. My body pumps pure awesome. If you have the right dictionary, if you look up "Holly" it will say "see awesome," and if you look up "awesome" it will say "see Holly." Was I born this awesome, you may be asking yourself? No, but I was born very awesome. It has developed and increased as I have grown. If I was born this awesome, the world might have exploded.

Whats your name?
My name is Melvin Gerard Pancake. I was born 23 years ago in a small town in Oklahoma to Yovenna and Timothy.

What is your biggest pet-peeve?
People talking to me while I am reading FOR NO FREAKING REASON. It's like if I am reading a book and am in a really good part, suddenly someone finds the need to point out something on the TV I'm not watching, or try to strike up a random conversation. This is for the people who do this: I WAS READING FOR A REASON.

Why are baboon's butts so raw and bright red? And don't say because they sit all day; otherwise us **** students would have baboon butts as well.
I believe that baboons have strong spanking fetishes. Obsessive spanking of one another leads them to develop painful red butts. Eventually, the pain goes away as they get used to the spanking, but their butts are forever red.

...THE END! I hope you enjoyed question city. Leave more questions in the comments and next time I can do this again, only better.

"Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys."- Dorothy Salisbury Davis.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Jelly Doughnuts

So, I have some stuff going on. This stuff isn't actually stuff, but if I leave my mind to think about it, it will become some major sh*t. And so, here I am talking about some random things. Be them brilliant or not, that is up to you to decide.

I have just posted to Facebook (:P) asking my dear friends to give me any random topic. I have not told them why or any other details other than it can be anything in 1-3 words. As soon as someone answers this post, I will talk about the topic they have suggested here. For you. Because I love you.

...So, Facebook seems to be failing. I have now posted this to Twitter as well, let us hope it will bring the desired results. While we wait, please enjoy this random image I found on my flash drive.

See? It's a doughnut from Krispy Kreme. It represent my love for you, because, like my love for you, it is jelly -filled.


Facebook and Twitter have delivered! I have three topics of which to speak about now, so here we go:

Topic #1- The time I...
I assume that this was suggested so I will tell you about the time I (being me in this case) did something. Did I ever tell you about the time I was eating a jelly doughnut in Journalism class? I know, sounds boring, but this was no ordinary doughnut! This jelly doughnut had TWO holes: one on the bottom, and one in the side (where the jelly was presumably inserted). It was also covered in powdered sugar. Being me, and also being hungry, I bit into the doughnut not worrying about the extra hole or sugar. This was a regret when the vengeful jelly decided to punch me in the face and bleed all over my hand. Then the sugar began an air raid and started to shower the carpet with sugary goodness. The end.

Topic #2- Nerds vs. Geeks :)
An interesting topic to say the least. But unlike the zombies vs. unicorns debate, I find I cannot take sides on this. I consider myself (and many of my friends) to be and nerd AND a geek. Yes, I am that awesome. So let's try looking at this in another way: who would win in a fight? A Nerd or a Geek? There are many different types of nerds and geeks, each with their own talents that may be useful in a battle. For example, Video Game Nerd vs. Star Wars geek. Who would win? Assuming the video game nerd has experience with RPG shooters, I'm going with them. There is only so far you can go with a plastic light saber, Star Wars Geek. A generic nerd vs. a generic geek? If must side, nerd. I DO NOT NEED REASONS.

Topic #3- Harry Potter
Well, let's just say that this is a topic I would be happy to right about any time. There are quite a few HP milestones coming up in the scarily-close future. First, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One comes out on DVD April 15. The beginning of the end! AH! I saw this movie at midnight on opening night and it was AMAZING. I have not been able to see it since. Excitement for the DVD is rampant. Also, July is getting closer and closer and bringing with it the second part of the finally to the Harry Potter movie series. The end. No more books, no more movies. WHAT THE HELL WILL I HAVE TO WAIT FOR ANYMORE? And I don't have my LeakyCon tickets yet: I'm scared.

Topic #4- I just lost...
Great. Thanks. The game has been lost. I hope you are happy.

Topic #5- Is a topic I wrote down before I remembered that there is no topic #5. So, the end.

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I think that today calls for a random urbandictionary.com definition. Here goes nothing...and yes, this time it actually is the first thing I get when hitting "random."

1. mr.krabs
    The owner of the Krusty Krab on Spongebob. He is also Jewish.
    Mr. Krabs would kill for a penny.

...I have no idea where they got the Jewish thing.

Finally, we shall end this post with a picture (because we all know you like those) and a quote.

I typed "random picture" into GoogleImages, and this was the second image. The fourth image was Chuck Norris.

"It's my world, you just live in it." -I don't remember who said this. Very sorry.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Story of the Lolness Monster




One day there was a boy. This was a seemly normal boy who was home one Thursday afternoon playing games on the internet. He had just pwned some n00b when suddenly, he heard a strange laughing sound coming from behind him.

"Mehaha. Mewhaha," went the voice. Shocked, the boy slowly turned around looking for the strange laughing creature.

"ARGH!" he yelled, see a large orange and white creature standing behind him holding a cheeseburger and a knife. "IT'S THE LOLNESS MONSTER!"

"I can haz blood," the creature said, laughing again....

When suddenly, from behind the Lolness monster jumped a ferocious internet troll who ate them all.

THE END.

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So, I had this dream last night. And in this dream, two remarkable things happened. The first one being that one of my teachers, Mr.G we shall call him, was selling Pocky at our school...

This is Pocky for those of you who don't know.
So anyway, he was selling three types of Pocky in the normal size boxes for $1 each. Needless to say, we were excited. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! He was also selling these HUGE freaking boxes that were taller than... my friend who's height has been estimated at 5' 1 1/2". They were either $15 or $50, I couldn't tell what the teacher said. Either way, IMAGINE THE SIZE OF THOSE POCKY STICKS! It was love at first sight.

But wait, there's even more! THEY PUT BACON IN THE SALAD BAR! Yes, actual bacon, not that fake crap they put on salads. This was freshly cooked, warm and delicious bacon. The only small problem: you had to dig through all the bacon to find some that wasn't mostly fat. IT WAS GOOD BACON THOUGH.


"Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired." - I forgot to get the person who said this.


Song of the day: Dream Weaver by Gary Wright.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Random Holly Time!

Hey guys! I hope you liked my last "teen rant" post! But I feel like going to my old stand byes today. So, I'm going to start by going to urbandictionary.com, pressing the random button, and waiting to find something I like.



Floor 20

It's a metaphor for safe choices, wearing your helmet, buckling your seatbeat, and taking your flintstone brand vitamins.

And now, a random image! Okay, not so random for me actually. I'm reading this really AWESOME web comic right now called MegaTokyo, and I kinda LOVE IT A LOT. So, here is one of my favorite pages featuring Largo





And finally, some good quotes! Okay, one excellent quote.

I am like
a dead begonia
hanging upside down
because
like a dead begonia
i don't give a fuck




We Aren't Our Parents- What's the problem with kissing?

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Have you ever had your parents tell you when you were a teen "When I was your age..." and try to relate to you somehow? Well, here's thing thing-times have changed. Being a teen now isn't the same as it was when your parents were teens, and you aren't your parents. What your parents did when they were younger shouldn't mean anything to you, because you aren't them. So why do they continue to think they know what we're going through?

Because they don't actually remember what it was like.

If parents/teachers/adults truly remembered what it was like to be a teen, they wouldn't stop couples snogging in the hallway. They wouldn't tell you to go to bed earlier. They might actually instill a small amount of trust in you and let you make your own mistakes. Yes, parents do need to advice their children and keep them from doing certain stupid things, but that doesn't mean they have to take away their happiness.

And really, what is with this vendetta that most adults have for breaking apart kissing teens? #1. When you break them up in school, there is not much point. It's not like they are going to lose their pants in the middle of a school hallway. They just wanted a moment together: let them have it. #2: What do they have against love?

Okay, that is my teenage rant for today. I'm sorry, but it just frustrates me that adults go out of their way to break apart couples kissing. I'm not saying I've been ever caught, because I haven't, I'm just saying I know how much it would suck to have your hairy, wrinkly teacher come push you apart from your boyfriend/girlfriend while you're sharing a blissful, innocent kiss.

Spread the love.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. -Henry Youngman

Friday, March 4, 2011

Eulogy for a Ladybug

They say that it's good luck if a ladybug lands on you. Is it bad luck if you find a dead one in your window?

I don't know how it made it in, all I know is that it never found the way back out. Now it lays on its' side on the window sill, life still going on around it, merely a shell of a once beautiful thing. We weep for the lady bug who never made someones day by landing on their arm, a friendly smile in a red coat that could make your day.

We will miss you, faithful creature.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Holly Lives!

Yes, dear readers, I am alive! I know I've been gone for a long time, and I'm sorry for that. I just haven't been able to get to the internet when I need it recently and have so many things going on. I am working on writing two books right now and am going to start looking into how to sell them. Also, my school is hell. I promise that I will start making posts again soon, but right now it just isn't that easy. I will be telling you about what I am working on soon and possibly share part of my book Falling with you. I will also be finishing the Mint story, which will have beautiful pictures of the main character.



Now, just for fun, I'm going to type "sorry" into GoogleImages and attach the first one that comes up that isn't blocked on the internet I'm on. <-- Nevermind. Blogger is being a bad word and won't attach my photo. I'm crying on the inside.




I love you all! PLEASE help me out by sharing this blog with as many people as possible, encourage people to follow it, and follow me on Twitter @RejectNormal for a soon-to-be daily dose of love, fun, and anything random.


This world can only be a world of beauty is that is what you look for it in. If you don't look, you'll never be able to see. -Holly DeHonestis

Friday, January 21, 2011

I miss you!

I miss you all so much. I swear I do. But in my absense, I ask you spread this blog everywhere you can. Let the world know it is here! When I return, I want to return to people who really want me to continue writing.