Okay, so I love bacon. I love bacon like... like a... like a pirate loves liquor (sure, that'll work). While celebrating my mom today, I got the chance to experience the wonder of bacon flapjacks with a side of bacon and a Bacon Sundae. In fact, I loved that bacon sundae so much that I said I want to marry it. My parents were not surprised that I would leave my boyfriend for bacon. I told them no, I would not leave him, but he must except that my love would be shared between him and that bacon sundae.
I hope you all had a wonderful, possibly bacon-filled, mothers day. To all you moms: Thanks for, you know, giving us life.
Sounds like the best Mother's Day ever. Hopefully the bacon theme was because your mom enjoys bacon as much as you do!
ReplyDeleteIt kinda makes me feel a little guilty (I didn't get out of bed until 6:30 PM). But I did go to church with her, which made her happy.
I don't know how to feel about bacon ICE CREAM, but if bacon chocolate bars can work out, why not?
Where does one obtain bacon ice cream?